so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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