do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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