omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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