i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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