How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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