And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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