Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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