How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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