I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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