dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
where does the pee come out of this thing
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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