you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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