Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Randomize
