he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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