Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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