you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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