he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You're like the curious george of whores
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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