Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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