We tried having a conversation with our noses.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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