this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We have started to decorate penises.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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