if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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