My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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