It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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