no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?