His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life