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  The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  i just like, need to vent to someone

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  Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey

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• (607): View more from New York

  I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.

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