It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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