i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say