So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
True strength comes from lack of pants
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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