Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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