what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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