People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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