Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
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how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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