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(281): View more from Texas

They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.

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(703): View more from Virginia

My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?

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(239): View more from Florida

And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".

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(416): View more from Toronto

Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?

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Better looking than her though please.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.

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(231): View more from Michigan

Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.

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(206): View more from Washington

idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...

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(830): View more from Texas

I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons

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What

(830): View more from Texas

The only downside is I can't stop skipping

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