This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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