it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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