sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
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And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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Have fun and good luck.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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