5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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