Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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