i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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