I cockslap morals
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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