No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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