Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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