Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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