worst night to have a conscience
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I need to align my fucking chakras
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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