You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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