everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
