Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
We have started to decorate penises.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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