Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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