I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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