either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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