he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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