Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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