awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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