rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
