Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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