go do what you do best...puke behind churches
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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