Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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