i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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