it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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