What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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