Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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